A.M.A Writes

Hi guys. It's me again. Last time, this was one of my concluding statements in my last vent which you can read here :   I find a certain group of members of the LGBT group really 'adorable' - the gay/lesbian Christians. I also said it was a discussion for another day which is why I am here today. Here's what I mean by that statement. N.B: If Christianity or religion is not your thing and you don't believe in the Bible, then this is where you turn back and walk away from this discussion. Thank you for complying. Now, back to what I was about to say.   I find them 'adorable' in the sense that I think it is really cute of them to claim to be Christians when their whole lifestyle revolves around the reason why a certain city in the Bible was destroyed. Remember the city of Sodom and Gomorrah? Two angels were sent to visit Lot and his family and warn him of the impending destruction of that city, only for the immoral men of the city to demand th...

I set off a liberal snowflake's trigger senses a few days back when I noticed a picture of two gay men and in the usual fashion of what I did when I saw something interesting, brought it to my WhatsApp story with a caption that showed how annoyed as heel I was that those two gorgeous men were gay and how it was a 'waste'. The person went off on how they were on their own, minding their business and I decided to shame them. Not in the mood to get into a ruckus with the person, I just said okay and let it pass. However my own trigger senses were set off. What had intially been meant to be a joke on how fine the gay men were and unavailable to women, turned into something else. It had turned into a wake-up moment for those who were able to look past the wool of liberality cloaking their eyes, those who were not just jumping on the bandwagon of being 'woke', to analyse these things critically. The liberals are fond of asking everyone for tolerance and acceptance of ...

What are you grateful for today? Life you'd probably say amongst other things . It would likely be at the top of your list. Relatively good health too might likely come after. Your family too maybe. How about those little things that usually go unnoticed? What kind of  little things you might ask? I would give you an example: You have this sumptuous plate of sizzling hot Jollof rice in front of you. You've said your meal time prayers, next you pick up your spoon, take a spoonful of rice and boom! It goes inside your mouth, you don't think of it. It's comes naturally. Same thing goes for a glass of water. You place the cup close to your lips and down the water goes. Again it comes naturally. Another one: You are at the bus stop, you're waiting for a bus going to Iyana paja. A bus comes. You want to ask the conductor if he's headed there. You shout 'Iyana paja?' Again you are able to do it naturally without any stress. It comes quick as lightni...

Through to the Facebook note I published today (embedded below), I have a new post for you guys today. A few days back i saw this tweet on my timeline and the responses to it I saw were downright hilarious. hey ladies, please tell us all about the time you got “woman to woman’d” over a man you weren’t even fucking. this should be fun! 😭 — bathilda backshots | jason momoa called me darling (@missD0MINIQUE) April 4, 2018 It reminded me of an experience i had in my third year in university. I was in a department populated by mostly guys so somehow I manged to relate better with them than with my fellow female colleagues. It so happened during that period of time, that I fell ill and was on admission in the hospital for a few days and it was less than 2 weeks to the exams. By the time I was out of the clinic, I had missed out on some rushed coursework (story for another time) which I tried reading up on but I couldn't understand. So I talk to this guy I am pretty cool w...

Hey there. How did your day go? I am hoping it was alright. I have been relatively new to Twitter. Had never really had a need for it till recently especially as it's one of the 'in' things now and ever since I joined it, I had been addicted. Addicted is probably too strong a word to describe the phase I am going through now but it has been really cool especially if you are following the right people. Anyways, I discovered a new favorite account today. #drumroll The  Sub Delivery Man . I usually saw their tweets been re-tweeted on my timeline but I usually just scrolled past it. This afternoon I saw it again and out of curiosity and boredom decided to check them out. I just kept scrolling and laughing till I got hooked. I continued scrolling till when I came across this tweet containing this hilarious story. The rat dropping from ceiling story. It was so funny I was really rolling on the floor laughing a.k.a rotfl. Here's the story. Now it's quite essent...